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Posted 3 days ago

jessy-a-wessy:

Mother hen Daniel at your service…

Posted 3 days ago

lovelylor:

I still die laughing everytime I see this scene 

(Source: heathledgers)

Posted 5 days ago

wickedclothes:

Custom Harry Potter Wizard’s Monopoly

Muggle Monopoly can get mundane. Make game night a little more magical with this custom wizard’s Monopoly set. Includes all necessary pieces and money, as well as a beautiful storage chest. Sold on Etsy.

Posted 6 days ago
Posted 6 days ago

antoinetriplett:

For wardgrantd

A visual documentation of Daniel Jackson’s transformation from floppy-haired bespectacled nerd to totally hot sassmaster

You are gonna love this show so hard.

Posted 6 days ago

gildatheplant:

pomme-poire-peche:

useyourwordsasher:

cmtothemc:

theancientcistern:

omegaqueer:

thatlupa:

All it does is show me you have a superiority complex and deep rooted classist tendencies. I’ve been a waitress, a barista and a sales associate, so your talking down to others just tells me at one point you would’ve talked down to me. This guy in the queue tried to buy me a coffee today, after ripping into the guy behind the counter about his skills and his job. Don’t care what people do for a living, if you don’t treat ‘em like (very important) people when you deal with them, we can’t be friends.

"A person who is nice to you but cruel to the waiter isn’t a nice person."

I don’t understand how people don’t get this

It is terrifying. It means if you don’t adhere to their demands or if you make on little mistake, they can turn on you. I don’t deal with people who are nasty to others.

Fucking *this*.

http://notalwaysright.com/tip-of-the-entree-iceberg/27669

(It is a busy Saturday night. During the dinner rush, I have been dealing with a table of two 20-something year old men. The blonde one has found something to complain about every time I’ve walked by while the brown-haired one just blushes and stays quiet. They’ve finished their meal.)

Blonde Man: “Are you new here?”

Me: “No, sir. I’ve been a waitress here for two years and three years at [other restaurant] prior.”

Blonde Man: “Then you have no excuse for how terrible this service was. The salad was wilty, and the entree was way too cold, and you were nowhere to be found. Plus, this place is far too noisy; I could barely hear myself speak! Honestly, I get better service at a fast food place.”

Me: “I’m sorry you feel that way. While there isn’t much I can do about the noise, I did offer to bring you different food before, but you said no.”

Blonde Man: *waves me off* “Just bring me the check, and try not to be so slow about it for once.”

(I go and get the check, but when I return, the brown-haired man stands up and hands me a $20 bill.)

Brown-haired Man: “Here, this is your tip. He wasn’t going to give you one. As a former waiter myself, I thought you were doing a perfectly fine job. My food was great, and the service was fast even though you’re so busy right now.”

(He turns to his blonde companion.)

Brown-haired Man: “People like you made my job so much worse, especially for making us work that much harder for no tip. So thanks for the meal, but you can go ahead and delete my number because there will be no second date. And by the way,potjevleesch is supposed to be served cold, you idiot.”

(With that, he left the restaurant without his date. It made the whole night worth it, to see that blonde man speechless for once.)

Brown-haired Man is my hero.

Posted 6 days ago

otterly-sherlocked:

Everything about this movie is gold

(Source: stilinskiscotts)

Posted 6 days ago
Posted 6 days ago

thorsockrock:

Charlie Weasley loves to hang out with his big brother and good friend, Bill. Sure, they fight sometimes, as siblings are wont to do, but they both love adventure and the outdoors and bringing back creepy-crawley things that their father is just as fascinated in as them but that mum always yells at them to “TAKE OUTSIDE, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING BRINGING THAT INSIDE OF THE HOUSE, FOR GOODNESS SAKE, BOYS, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT!” And besides, it’s more fun to fight with Percy because, dang, that little kid just takes everything so darn seriously.

The first year Bill goes off to Hogwarts is so weird for Charlie because Percy isn’t interested in the same things Bill or Charlie are and the twins are wee little things still. Fun to play with sometimes but they’re just no good at conversations and they can’t tell Charlie cool things about the gnomes like how they enjoy the taste of children’s blood nearly as much as hags (mum swears Bill is making that up) or how werewolves can actually change at any time, they just only do it openly when it’s the moon to conduct surprise attacks during other times of the month (“William Arthur, you stop filling your brother’s head with such nonsense!”), so Charlie spends more and more time trying to find his own information on the creatures he’s interested in.

Charlie’s immediately sucked into a world he didn’t even knew existed and he spends his whole year with his nose stuck inside of a book soaking up information on various creatures, hanging out in the garden trying to find the smaller ones, sneaking out at night to see if he can find the nocturnal ones (“Charles, if you do not get in bed now and stay there…”). He realizes that mum was right and Bill really did make up a lot of stuff, but that just makes it all funnier. He finds out that gnomes do not sleep at the same times humans do and they have pretty good eyesight. But honestly, mum’s grip on his arm as she tends to his wound hurts a lot more than the bite did.

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Posted 1 week ago

fuckyeahelyselevesque:

The maximum amount of #BlueSteel allowed in one photo @aiyabadmodel @smithespis #FF #nailedit #SGU #season1 #wrapparty #backintheday http://instagram.com/p/o6fnQZyDNZ/

(Source: instagram.com)

Posted 1 week ago

http://edwardspoonhands.com/post/91424790505/thecatantichristishere-rabbitrecycle

thecatantichristishere:

rabbitrecycle:

donaldkaneda:

owo:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

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*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

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What…?

that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!

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ok here goes

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NO

(Source: abosl)

Posted 1 week ago

devon-aiden:

looseferrets:

Sabrina the Teenage Witch is an expert at counter-spells. 

x

I am legit crying right now

Posted 1 week ago

forelocks-and-fetlocks:

that-redhead-equestrian:

buttart:

what the hell is with this horse what. why. wtf is going on horse, i love u.

GIVE ME THIS PONY RIGHT NOW

HOLY CUTENESS

(Source: lagrima-de-crocodilo)

Posted 1 week ago

the-morning-and-the-evening-star:

allsnargents:

"Do you have to be so vulgar about men, like they’re pieces of meat?"

I HAVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS GIF SET

(Source: jordansparrish)

Posted 1 week ago

xyriath:

Can we all just take a moment though to acknowledge that Jim Kirk wasn’t the only person who managed to get himself a chief officer position in three years

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